IN THE JUNGLE://

A mad man was walkin naked in
a national park, All animals
started
running away upon seeing him.
The hyena was so disappointed
when he saw the speed at which
the lion was running. He asked
the lion, "even you king
of the jungle you are running
away?"
the lion replied, "JOKES ASIDE, this
is a strange animal! Cant you see
that the tail is at front

IN THE JUNGLE///

A mad man was walkin naked in a national park, All animals started running away upon seeing him. The hyena was so disappointed when he saw the speed at which the lion was running. He asked the lion, "even you king of the jungle you are running away?" the lion replied, "JOKES ASIDE, this is a strange animal! Cant you see that the tail is at front

LECTURE HOUR

1st year medical students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
, the professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR.
The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body for example,{he inserted his FINGER in the deadbody's ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it.}
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS and tasted it.
When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2ND finger…
Now learn to pay attention!!!

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LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

Girl: Honey, there's something i
want us to talk about.
It's so serious!
Boy: please don't tell me you are
pregnant!
Girl: Am coming to stay with you
coz u know my mum will be mad
at me and will not allow me to
stay with her once she finds out
am pregnant *sobs*!
Boy: Listen, I don't want to know.
I always gave you the money to
buy E-pills.
Girl: But it can happen by
accident! *sobs*
Boy: Accident my foot!
Listen and listen well eh! I don't
want to see your face in this
house. Let me not see you come
here!
Girl:OMG! So that's how heartless
you are huh? Thank God am not
pregnant!
Boy: baby you know...
Girl: Shut up! And as u said you
will never see my face in your
house!
Boy: am sorry...
Girl: *Smiles* sorry my foot....
SHOULD THE GIRL FORGIVE THE
BOY?
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A CAT ON THE CROSS.

Due to high unemployment rate in our country and with the rising of well educated graduands. The country has well educated youths but no jobs to offer to them. Since most youths have no jobs they indulge themselves in useless activities.
Idleness makes them to start using drugs, you will find that most of them now become bandits they struggle to earn a living and to fit in the society as well.
Some of the youths strive so hard to the point they have given up in life hence start misusing drugs .
A group of youths from a certain county were found to have been under the influence of drugs crucified a cat on the cross and walked with it in the streets.