Girl: Honey, there's something i
want us to talk about.
It's so serious!
Boy: please don't tell me you are
pregnant!
Girl: Am coming to stay with you
coz u know my mum will be mad
at me and will not allow me to
stay with her once she finds out
am pregnant *sobs*!
Boy: Listen, I don't want to know.
I always gave you the money to
buy E-pills.
Girl: But it can happen by
accident! *sobs*
Boy: Accident my foot!
Listen and listen well eh! I don't
want to see your face in this
house. Let me not see you come
here!
Girl:OMG! So that's how heartless
you are huh? Thank God am not
pregnant!
Boy: baby you know...
Girl: Shut up! And as u said you
will never see my face in your
house!
Boy: am sorry...
Girl: *Smiles* sorry my foot....
SHOULD THE GIRL FORGIVE THE
BOY?
Saturday, 22 February 2014
Huddah Monroe Twerks To Dr SID’s ‘Surulere’ Exposing her bare booty
AFRICA NEWS POST: Huddah Monroe Twerks To Dr SID’s ‘Surulere’ Exposi...: Huddah shared this on her instagram page. I see the best way to be noticed now is by going wide on the internet or simply by expo'sing s...
A CAT ON THE CROSS.
Idleness makes them to start using drugs, you will find that most of them now become bandits they struggle to earn a living and to fit in the society as well.
Some of the youths strive so hard to the point they have given up in life hence start misusing drugs .
A group of youths from a certain county were found to have been under the influence of drugs crucified a cat on the cross and walked with it in the streets.
Friday, 21 February 2014
RIB CRACKING
After a burial in a cemetery a robber goes and exhumes the body of the deceased and gets away with the coffin for selling it out...
on his way from the cemetery he meets policemen on patrol who starts questioning him...
Police: Where are you coming from this late with a coffin on your shoulders?
Robber: I was buried at the cemetery against my wish and am now headed to Kisumu where I would av wished to be buried...
The policemen are still missing after scampering for safety a week later..
on his way from the cemetery he meets policemen on patrol who starts questioning him...
Police: Where are you coming from this late with a coffin on your shoulders?
Robber: I was buried at the cemetery against my wish and am now headed to Kisumu where I would av wished to be buried...
The policemen are still missing after scampering for safety a week later..
SHOCKING REVELATIONS: LOVE Storm Between JUNE RUTO... and MAMA NGINA
AFRICA NEWS POST: SHOCKING REVELATIONS: LOVE Storm Between JUNE RUTO...: Are Ngina Kenyatta and June Chepchirchir caught up in a love storm? The man in question is allegedly Kenyan youth Alliance chairman Ian Mesh...
Wednesday, 19 February 2014
SHOCKING: Popular Redeemed Gospel Church Pastor Di...
Pastor Geoffrey Maingi of Redeemed Gospel Church (New Life Temple) here in Nairobi collapsed and died yesterday while having s'ex with Esther Wavinya in her house at Buruburu. Its believed that the Pastor mighty have taken V'iagra which caused excessive se'xual arousal leading to heart attack.
The man of cloth’s body was found in the woman’s bedroom. Lifeless and cold, the spirit had apparently left him for a return journey to heaven before police arrived. This comes days after another pastor who hails from the same region was found grazing in another man’s pasture field.
Maingi, 70, had driven into the compound of the female worshipper for what the woman termed as a “prayer session” when he died.
“He has been coming for prayers in my house and apart from him being my pastor, he is my friend and that is why he comes for prayer sessions,” the woman said at the scene.
The woman had separated with her husband last year over domestic differences. She was questioned and released as investigations into the death continue. Buruburu OCPD Charles Kerich said they were yet to know the cause of the death.
“We will know what caused the death after carrying out a post-mortem exercise on the body. We cannot speculate for now,” he said.
He added that they carried several samples of evidence from the house that they will test as part of efforts to establish the cause of his death.
The death attracted a huge crowd outside the house amid claims he may have died out of a heart attack caused by sexual enhancement tablets. Other followers from the church arrived at the scene and drove off Maingi’s car to avoid being filmed by journalists.
The man of cloth’s body was found in the woman’s bedroom. Lifeless and cold, the spirit had apparently left him for a return journey to heaven before police arrived. This comes days after another pastor who hails from the same region was found grazing in another man’s pasture field.
Maingi, 70, had driven into the compound of the female worshipper for what the woman termed as a “prayer session” when he died.
“He has been coming for prayers in my house and apart from him being my pastor, he is my friend and that is why he comes for prayer sessions,” the woman said at the scene.
The woman had separated with her husband last year over domestic differences. She was questioned and released as investigations into the death continue. Buruburu OCPD Charles Kerich said they were yet to know the cause of the death.
“We will know what caused the death after carrying out a post-mortem exercise on the body. We cannot speculate for now,” he said.
He added that they carried several samples of evidence from the house that they will test as part of efforts to establish the cause of his death.
The death attracted a huge crowd outside the house amid claims he may have died out of a heart attack caused by sexual enhancement tablets. Other followers from the church arrived at the scene and drove off Maingi’s car to avoid being filmed by journalists.
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