Monday, 24 February 2014
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HILARIOUS Memes Of The Mavuno Church SE'XY Poster
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THEY SAY:
They say if your PALM is itching, u
will get MONEY,
If your TOES are
itching, u will get new SHOES,
If it is
your LIPS, then u will get a good
KISS,
So if your PRIVATE PART is
itching, you will get…………………?
will get MONEY,
If your TOES are
itching, u will get new SHOES,
If it is
your LIPS, then u will get a good
KISS,
So if your PRIVATE PART is
itching, you will get…………………?
HIPSTARZ
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Saturday, 22 February 2014
IN THE JUNGLE://
A mad man was walkin naked in
a national park, All animals
started
running away upon seeing him.
The hyena was so disappointed
when he saw the speed at which
the lion was running. He asked
the lion, "even you king
of the jungle you are running
away?"
the lion replied, "JOKES ASIDE, this
is a strange animal! Cant you see
that the tail is at front
a national park, All animals
started
running away upon seeing him.
The hyena was so disappointed
when he saw the speed at which
the lion was running. He asked
the lion, "even you king
of the jungle you are running
away?"
the lion replied, "JOKES ASIDE, this
is a strange animal! Cant you see
that the tail is at front
IN THE JUNGLE///
A mad man was walkin naked in
a national park, All animals
started
running away upon seeing him.
The hyena was so disappointed
when he saw the speed at which
the lion was running. He asked
the lion, "even you king
of the jungle you are running
away?"
the lion replied, "JOKES ASIDE, this
is a strange animal! Cant you see
that the tail is at front
LECTURE HOUR
1st year medical students were attending their 1st anatomy class.
They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
, the professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR.
The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body for example,{he inserted his FINGER in the deadbody's ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it.}
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS and tasted it.
When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2ND finger…
Now learn to pay attention!!!
They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
, the professor started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR.
The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body for example,{he inserted his FINGER in the deadbody's ANUS and put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it.}
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS and tasted it.
When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning…
Then Professor looked at them and said:
The most important 2nd quality is Observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2ND finger…
Now learn to pay attention!!!
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